The Most Secular in The Empire of Friendship
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic People's Kingdom of Swietenia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vox populi vox dei” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Swiftyshire | Corporate Police State | “Anger reveals” | |
| 3. |  The Technocracy of Ozzy | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All hail the all knowing Ozzy.” | |
| 4. |  The Roaming Bands of The Unknown Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The sun always shines on TV.” | |
| 5. |  The Vulpine Empire of Kitsune France | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Corporations are magic.” | |
| 6. |  The Multiverse of Third Kingdom | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The spice must flow!” | |
| 7. |  The Mother Empire of Retro Lyra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Boni Amici, Boni Libri, et Conscientia Somnolenta.” |
