The Fattest Citizens in The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop is ranked 15,926th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of The Princesses | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 2. |  The Paradox of Dutch Mountainwolves | Democratic Socialists | “Homo homine lupus est!” | |
| 3. |  The Underground Society of A Gobbo | Father Knows Best State | “No Hobbo but a Gobbo!” |
