The Safest in The Celtic Union of Celticae
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Strissia | Left-wing Utopia | “Your best is never good enough” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Army of tasty | Moralistic Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Mercia Regnum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stand Firm And Strike Hard” | |
| 4. |  The Liberal Policestate of Neu Katzlandia | Iron Fist Socialists | “Fac Fortia et Patere” |
