The Safest in The Blue Star Union
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Blue Star Union is ranked 521st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist Republic of Poliski | Left-wing Utopia | “The softest paw can be a claw” | |
| 2. |  The Anarcho-Communist States of Nookville | Left-wing Utopia | “Moo” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of The Blue Star Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We often realize far too late how inhuman we've become” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Doe Islands | Left-wing Utopia | “Hello! [still here]” |
