The Safest in The Bar on the corner of every region
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 21,198th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Proud Illiterate of The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Aren't I ravishing?” | |
| 2. |  The Trade Federation of Ming Hetsestria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis” | |
| 3. |  The Multiversal EasyGoing Entity of Chronial | Democratic Socialists | “Pathei Mathos” | |
| 4. |  The Wisdom of Jedi Master Yoda | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “So Certain Are You” | |
| 5. |  The Grand Combine of Naval Monte | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” | |
| 6. |  The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “No. No.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Free Sadera | Corporate Bordello | “Vigilia pretium libertatis” | |
| 8. |  The Allied States of Blooperia | Left-wing Utopia | “For Bloop” | |
| 9. |  The Great Irresponsibility of TheOrc | New York Times Democracy | “I'm evil, mean and bad, and I take what I can get” | |
| 10. |  The Democratically elected state of Kitty Hitler | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Der Kratzbaum über alles” |
