The Bar on the corner of every region World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 24,695^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur	Moralistic Democracy	“Free Bird ,Eat Seeds ,Clear Skys ,Fly High”
2.	The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“I am not America, eh!”
3.	The Local Constabulary of Nineteenth Century Police	Moralistic Democracy	“Facta Non Verba”
4.	The Dominion of Topanga Matthews	Moralistic Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
5.	The Great Irresponsibility of TheOrc	New York Times Democracy	“I'm evil, mean and bad, and I take what I can get”
6.	The Ceaseless Screaming of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA	Corporate Police State	“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
7.	The Raw Power of An Orcish Merc	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Don't talk to me!”
8.	The Carwash Queen of The Wandering-Lamborghini	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Going around the world reviewing carwashes in nations!”
9.	The Republic of Ounce	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Motto...”
10.	The Republic of Bus Martansion	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”

The Bar on the corner of every regionWorld Census