The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Backyard of Randvere
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Randveres fourth colony of Smiley paradise | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All hail the emperor of Randvere!” | |
| 2. | The Randveres first colony of Most Evilest Empire | Father Knows Best State | “Money, Power, Personal gain!” | |
| 3. | The Randveres third colony of Verus Roma | Corrupt Dictatorship | “All for The Glory of Verus Roma!” | |
| 4. | The Randveres fourth ICBM base of Area QX-81 | Father Knows Best State | “You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!” | |
| 5. |  The Imperialistic Pirate Empire of Randvere | Father Knows Best State | “All hail the great god of wisdom, our emperor!” | |
| 6. | The Randveres second colony of The Angry Volcano God | Father Knows Best State | “Allah (The All-Powerful Volcano God) akbar!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Estonia3 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hail whoever's the current prime minister!” | |
| 8. | The Randveres first ICBM base of Tagahoovi tuumapolygon | Father Knows Best State | “Conquer, redesign and enjoy!” | |
| 9. | The Randveres second ICBM base of Area QX-79 | Father Knows Best State | “You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!” | |
| 10. | The Randveres third ICBM base of Area QX-80 | Father Knows Best State | “You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!” |
