The Largest Retail Industry in Texas
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 2. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of The Promethean Fists | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Ferrus Dominus” | |
| 4. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 6. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Anarchy | “Top two reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” | |
| 7. |  The Weed Whites and Wine of I 14 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mood: Pensive” | |
| 8. |  The Free Peoples Republic of Heavolia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom through God and His Interpreters!” | |
| 9. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of United Kodiaks | Left-Leaning College State | “Nemo me impune lacessit.” |
