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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in State of New York

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Azda	Capitalist Paradise	“You Can't Stop Progress”
2.	The State of Burin	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
3.	The District of Empire State of New York	Anarchy	“Community”
4.	The State of Hawwah	Psychotic Dictatorship	“God and Country”
5.	The State of Herbert Wentworth	Moralistic Democracy	“Far and Away”
6.	The State of Lighthouse	Anarchy	“Mission Accomplished”
7.	The Queendom of Maryos Shop	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Venture Forth”
8.	The Queen's State of Nicassio	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Realize Every Victory Outright”