The Nudest in St Abbaddon
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Naaf | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “So we evolve” | |
| 2. |  The Corporate Republic of Allangoria | Father Knows Best State | “Liberty and Equality” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Frank Donald | Psychotic Dictatorship | “My nation is better than yours” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Silicon Crush | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Dare to fall” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of HC Abbaddon | Capitalizt | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Anarchian State of The Imperial Oceanic People | Anarchy | “Glory to the State Where the People Choose Their Fate” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Principality of Hard Coast | New York Times Democracy | “Land of the Coastites, Thorough and Numerous.” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Sailors Moon | Anarchy | “There be Monsters” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Nova Bromelia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace, Love, and Fuzzy Bunnies!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Weitarawi X | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
