The Most Corrupt Governments in St Abbaddon
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Middle Witeopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Frank Donald | Psychotic Dictatorship | “My nation is better than yours” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Silicon Crush | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Dare to fall” | |
| 4. |  The Oceanic Authority of Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cheers For the Cause; the Hand of Glory Extends Itself!” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Draganisia | Moralistic Democracy | “LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR! LONG LIVE DRAGANISIA!!” | |
| 6. |  The Loving Couple of I-Ship-It | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ship Fan!” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Peratia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You wanted more than I was worth” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Serene Vale | Father Knows Best State | “To be honest, initially, I flew on the dark side” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Blue Tang Islands | Father Knows Best State | “Glorious Tang Islands!” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Principality of Hard Coast | New York Times Democracy | “Land of the Coastites, Thorough and Numerous.” |
