The Fattest Citizens in Silent
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Christmas Golden Republic of Qpwo | Right-wing Utopia | “Q” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Coparations | Corporate Police State | “Stronger than ever” | |
| 3. |  The Allied States of Haerar | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It is not what you know, but who you know.” | |
| 4. |  The Country of Provisional Democratic Hellas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ελευθερία ή θάνατος” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of TulipsAndCrack | New York Times Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty, Tulips, Crack” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Rambler24 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Space For Rent” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Ewa1 | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Ambassador of Silent | Moralistic Democracy | “Explore” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Moronlon | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In a civil war” | |
| 10. |  The Loving Couple of -OneTruePairing | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Lumity” |
