The Most Scientifically Advanced in Schuylkill Valley
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Revolutionary Republic of Degitania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “VERITAS OMNIA VINCIT” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Vupaguun | New York Times Democracy | “Good bakers always make plenty of dough” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Jason | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Est. 1991” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of The Hawaiian Joltz | Left-Leaning College State | “Onwards and Upwards” | |
| 5. |  The Budding Trees of Conahzooodanestown | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Birth. Growth. Decay. Death. Rebirth.” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Hawaiian Knights | Democratic Socialists | “Onwards” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of United States of Rebellion | Democratic Socialists | “Eat the rich” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Xanzabar | Left-Leaning College State | “Upwards!” |
