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The Longest Average Lifespans in Schuylkill Valley

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Vupaguun	New York Times Democracy	“Good bakers always make plenty of dough”
2.	The Holy Empire of The Hawaiian Joltz	Left-Leaning College State	“Onwards and Upwards”
3.	The Democratic Republic of Xanzabar	Left-Leaning College State	“Upwards!”
4.	The Empire of Hawaiian Knights	Democratic Socialists	“Onwards”
5.	The Revolutionary Republic of Degitania	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“VERITAS OMNIA VINCIT”
6.	The Republic of Jason	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Est. 1991”
7.	The Budding Trees of Conahzooodanestown	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Birth. Growth. Decay. Death. Rebirth.”
8.	The Rogue Nation of United States of Rebellion	Democratic Socialists	“Eat the rich”