The Safest in Schuylkill Valley
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Schuylkill Valley is ranked 10,508th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Hawaiian Knights | Democratic Socialists | “Onwards” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Vupaguun | New York Times Democracy | “Good bakers always make plenty of dough” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Xanzabar | Left-Leaning College State | “Upwards!” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of The Hawaiian Joltz | Left-Leaning College State | “Onwards and Upwards” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of United States of Rebellion | Democratic Socialists | “Eat the rich” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Jason | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Est. 1991” | |
| 7. |  The Budding Trees of Conahzooodanestown | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Birth. Growth. Decay. Death. Rebirth.” | |
| 8. |  The Revolutionary Republic of Degitania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “VERITAS OMNIA VINCIT” |
