The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Schopenhauer
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unsound Methods of 3XH181T A | Left-wing Utopia | “I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one” | |
| 2. |  The Glorious Paths of 3XH181T B | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Someone's got to be hurt. The only question is who.” | |
| 3. |  The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed | Left-wing Utopia | “Sassy and Gassy” | |
| 4. |  The Science Ninja Team of Gatchaman | Left-wing Utopia | “Bird - Go!” | |
| 5. |  The Elusive Ultrasound of Hazy Cosmic Jive | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Lean Back on Your Radio” | |
| 6. |  The 30000 Watts Per Side of Marshall Stacks | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Climb the stack” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Mister Black | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Mister Blue | Democratic Socialists | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Mister Brown | Democratic Socialists | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mister Green | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Call Me Mister” |
