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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sao Tome

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Alvaro Caminha	Anarchy	“Strength Through Freedom”
2.	The Matriarchy of Fay	Mother Knows Best State	“Community”
3.	The Theocracy of Fransmany	Corrupt Dictatorship	“In God We Hope”
4.	The State of Noma	Free-Market Paradise	“State”
5.	The State of Oab	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Changing the world as we speak”
6.	The State of Olhan	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Dare to advance”
7.	The Bannorn of Ravanda	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Iron Will”
8.	The District of Saint Thomas Market	Iron Fist Consumerists	“First or not”
9.	The Queen's State of Van Braam	Anarchy	“Long and Winding Road”
10.	The Rogue Nation of Western Royal army	Iron Fist Consumerists	“It's better to take risk rather than just waiting”