The Rudest Citizens in Salem
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Salem is ranked 17,335th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of CanonShip- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Pharalsu | Father Knows Best State | “Cast a spell on the country you run” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Caretaker of Salem | Left-wing Utopia | “Thou shall find all witches here in Salem!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Cakepee | Democratic Socialists | “I love pancakes” |
