The Lowest Crime Rates in Republicans
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Republicans is ranked 15,587th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Canine Insurgency of Dogs Against Romney | Left-wing Utopia | “Mitt is Mean” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Jeffersonian Republicans | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “One man with courage is a majority. ” | |
| 3. |  The Knife-Wielding Supporters of Wendy Vitter | Iron Fist Consumerists | “She is more like Lorena Bobbit than Hillary Clinton” | |
| 4. |  The Thunderdome Champion of Elizabeth Warren | Democratic Socialists | “An unjust law is no law at all” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Thank God For Donald Trump | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Chosen By God To Lead America” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Employees of the Month | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Winning Bigly” | |
| 7. |  The United States of The Federalist Society | Right-wing Utopia | “John G. Roberts is a very sexy man.” | |
| 8. |  The Unwarranted Intrusion of Transvaginal Ultrasound | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance” | |
| 9. |  The Awesome Life of Barron Trump | Corporate Police State | “Trump” |
