The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Randovia
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dáxlamic Purchase Territory of Illegitimatexas | Right-wing Utopia | “Reform? Is that the best you've got?” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Radiant Armed Forces Four | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In Service of The Evergreen Republic” | |
| 3. |  The Fully Opened Dáxlamic Can of Clandestinople | Father Knows Best State | “(Insert Can Opening Sound Effect Here)” |
