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The Most Rebellious Youth in Purgatory

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Purgatory is ranked 14,148^th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queendom of Squirrel Highway	Corporate Bordello	“Peace and Justice”
2.	The State of Getting Squirrelly	Anarchy	“Strength Through Compliance”
3.	The State of Going Squirrelly	Anarchy	“From Many, One”
4.	The State of Gone Squirrelly	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.	The Queendom of Totally Squirrelly	Anarchy	“Pride and Industry”
6.	The District of Twisted	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
7.	The State of Frazzled	Anarchy	“We Will Endure”
8.	The District of Divine Rite	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Community”