The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Pontbridge Islands
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 3. |  The Testament to Laziness of Qpq | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Why spend time on originality?” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Lanians | Capitalizt | “Privatize everything that moves, and doesn't move.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Pontbridge | Civil Rights Lovefest | “An island in a sea of oppression” | |
| 6. |  The Cloud of Transhumanstan | Anarchy | “Enhancing our minds and bodies” | |
| 7. |  The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From each to his ability, each according to her needs!” |
