The Highest Drug Use in Pitcairn Island
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Somers Isles Company | Anarchy | “Adventurus Beginnings” | |
| 2. |  The State of Cero Null One | Anarchy | “Do Not Recruit Me!!!” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bessarabian | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The District of Pitcairn Isles | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Nicoyanas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The State of Para Sempre Vencedor | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 7. | The State of Suzerain Rule | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Rufus Ford | Free-Market Paradise | “Peace and Justice” |
