The Most Ignorant Citizens in Pitcairn Island
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Suzerain Rule | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Rufus Ford | Free-Market Paradise | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Nicoyanas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The District of Pitcairn Isles | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 5. | The State of Para Sempre Vencedor | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 6. |  The State of Cero Null One | Anarchy | “Do Not Recruit Me!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Somers Isles Company | Anarchy | “Adventurus Beginnings” | |
| 8. |  The State of Bessarabian | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” |
