The Lowest Crime Rates in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Xynlandia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Copercia | Tyranny by Majority | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Authoritarian Democracy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 6. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Iguanarctica | New York Times Democracy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of PS Puppet 3 | Left-wing Utopia | “Motto” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of PS Puppet 1 | Left-wing Utopia | “Motto” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of PS Puppet 5 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Motto” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of PS Puppet 7 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Motto” |
