The Nicest Citizens in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Iguanarctica | New York Times Democracy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Authoritarian Democracy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Liberal Government Type | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Liberal” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Oppressive Government Type | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Oppressive” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Anarchic Government Type | Anarchy | “Anarchic” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of History Test 6 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ethnic Cleansing Refugees” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of History Test 8 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Civil Bloodbath Survivors” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of PS Puppet 5 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Motto” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of PS Puppet 1 | Left-wing Utopia | “Motto” |
