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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Pecan Sandies

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Qadiani Punjabis of Ahmadiyyastan	Democratic Socialists	“Following the Prophets Muḥammad and Mirza Ghulām Ahmad”
2.	The Star-Worshiping Realm of Arab Hedonists	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hermeticism, Hellenism, Astral Mysticism”
3.	The Socotran Jahili Stronghold of Azdi Arabia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“For Al-Lāt, Al-'Uzzā, and Manāt”
4.	The Gypsy Districts of Banjarastan	Father Knows Best State	“Home Lies in Our Hearts, Pride Runs in Our Blood”
5.	The Vamachara Gaṇarajya of Ganapatyadesh	Authoritarian Democracy	“Om Gam Gaṇapataye Namah”
6.	The Sabaean Caliphate of Ghulat Yemen	Moralistic Democracy	“La 'ilāha 'il-'Ali”
7.	The Ekasarana Rajya of Grand Ahom	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hare Krisna Hare Krisna, Krisna Krisna Hare Hare”
8.	The Igbo Union of Grand Biafra	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Igbo by Blood, Culture, and Faith”
9.	The Sultanate of Hanbali Hejaz	Father Knows Best State	“La 'ilāha 'il-Allāh”
10.	The Dharmic Dictatorship of Hindutvastan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Dharmo Rakshati Rakshitah”

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