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The Most Primitive in Panama City

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Dominion of Zachary	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Community”
2.	The State of Padmore	New York Times Democracy	“Between White and Wade”
3.	The State of Willard Barnes	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Digging”
4.	The State of Majestic Duckworth	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Social First”
5.	The State of Naasson	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Freedom is important”
6.	The State of Munson	Right-wing Utopia	“Kind of Like ... I Have Nothing”
7.	The District of Wyveth	Capitalist Paradise	“Community”
8.	The State of Eleazor	Anarchy	“Crossing That Bridge When We Get There”