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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Panama City

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Naasson	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Freedom is important”
2.	The Dominion of Zachary	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Community”
3.	The State of Munson	Right-wing Utopia	“Kind of Like ... I Have Nothing”
4.	The State of Eleazor	Anarchy	“Crossing That Bridge When We Get There”
5.	The State of Majestic Duckworth	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Social First”
6.	The State of Padmore	New York Times Democracy	“Between White and Wade”
7.	The State of Willard Barnes	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Digging”
8.	The District of Wyveth	Capitalist Paradise	“Community”