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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Panama City

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Eleazor	Anarchy	“Crossing That Bridge When We Get There”
2.	The District of Wyveth	Capitalist Paradise	“Community”
3.	The State of Munson	Right-wing Utopia	“Kind of Like ... I Have Nothing”
4.	The State of Padmore	New York Times Democracy	“Between White and Wade”
5.	The State of Majestic Duckworth	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Social First”
6.	The Dominion of Zachary	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Community”
7.	The State of Willard Barnes	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Digging”
8.	The State of Naasson	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Freedom is important”