The Smartest Citizens in Panama City
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Naasson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freedom is important” | |
| 2. |  The State of Eleazor | Anarchy | “Crossing That Bridge When We Get There” | |
| 3. |  The District of Wyveth | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The State of Padmore | New York Times Democracy | “Between White and Wade” | |
| 5. |  The State of Willard Barnes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Digging” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Zachary | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Munson | Right-wing Utopia | “Kind of Like ... I Have Nothing” | |
| 8. |  The State of Majestic Duckworth | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Social First” |
