The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Ozzy
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Violent Punk Rockers of Anarchist Mean People | Left-wing Utopia | “Do What Ever You Want” | |
| 2. |  The Alternative Rock Band of AngelsandAirwaves | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Everything's Magic” | |
| 3. |  The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Ewoks United | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Star Cruiser Crash!” | |
| 5. |  The Sexual Innuendo of FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo | Left-wing Utopia | “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” | |
| 6. |  The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Ozzman Cometh!” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Lazer Llamas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pew Pew Meeeeew” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Republic of Mr Ho Chi Minh | Corporate Police State | “Who's Mr. Ho Chi Minh Now?” | |
| 9. |  The Flaming Maniacs of Nader Land | Left-Leaning College State | “It's a Nader Nader Nader Nader Nation!!” | |
| 10. |  The Freakin' Awesome Dudes of New Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In Ozzy We Trust” |
