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The Fattest Citizens in Ouagadougou

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Ouagadougou is ranked 3,299^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Yoshita	Anarchy	“Almost Missed the Boat”
2.	The State of Butterfield	Anarchy	“From here on home”
3.	The Queen's State of Braemora	Anarchy	“Right to the End”
4.	The District of Ouagaville	Anarchy	“Community”
5.	The Queen's State of Bradshaw Homestead	Anarchy	“Cutting It Close”
6.	The State of Calabogie	Anarchy	“Up Where We Belong”
7.	The State of Misery	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Stick around”
8.	The State of Command Schjetman	Anarchy	“Gone Fishing”
9.	The State of Bennington	Left-wing Utopia	“Tough is Good”
10.	The Republic of SSN65	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Erin Go Bragh”