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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Ouagadougou

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Bennington	Left-wing Utopia	“Tough is Good”
2.	The Queen's State of Bradshaw Homestead	Anarchy	“Cutting It Close”
3.	The Queen's State of Braemora	Anarchy	“Right to the End”
4.	The State of Butterfield	Anarchy	“From here on home”
5.	The State of Calabogie	Anarchy	“Up Where We Belong”
6.	The State of Command Schjetman	Anarchy	“Gone Fishing”
7.	The State of Misery	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Stick around”
8.	The District of Ouagaville	Anarchy	“Community”
9.	The Republic of SSN65	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Erin Go Bragh”
10.	The Queen's State of Yoshita	Anarchy	“Almost Missed the Boat”