The Most Secular in Osiris
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Technocratic Union of Azurius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Technology, Science and Merit for Prosperity.” | |
| 2. |  The Proletarian Dictatorship of Old Northwest | Iron Fist Socialists | “We killed all your kings.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Setistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Workers Of the World Unite” | |
| 4. |  The Deutsches Reich of Confederate Germanic States | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ehre, Sieg und Ruhm für den Kaiser und das Reich!” | |
| 5. |  The Chronosynclastic Infundibulm of Sadakoyama | Left-wing Utopia | “Back off man; I'm a scientist.” | |
| 6. |  The Unified Surveilled States of The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We just fired the other guy!” | |
| 7. |  The Secular State of Infinitedeathville | Democratic Socialists | “It’s Zorbin’ Time” | |
| 8. |  The Last Bastion of Civilization of Lacuna | Left-wing Utopia | “Nihil et nihils” | |
| 9. | The Democratic People's Republic of Jefghanistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Don't Care” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Vanbella | Father Knows Best State | “To the end” |
