The Rudest Citizens in Osiris
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Federation of DFM | Capitalist Paradise | “A land for the people and a nation for all.” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Brenner Islandia | Corporate Bordello | “Have You Met Tom” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Cyleia | Anarchy | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Chavante | Anarchy | “A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.” | |
| 5. |  The Free Islands of The Coarsal Pirates | Anarchy | “Give me freedom or I'll give you death” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Rulesnomore | Anarchy | “FREEDOM” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Estados Liberais Unidos Do Brasil | Anarchy | “Economic Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Verire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace, Liberty and Justice” | |
| 9. | The Theocracy of Nova Nera | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Yuletide Zealots of The Dunwich Dominion | Left-Leaning College State | “Síoraí Sruthán ! ! !” |
