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The Most Rebellious Youth in Ordis

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Párnalen-Ístmenid of Escalan Corps-Star Island	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Ésten | Pákzin | Ekílad”
2.	The Proletarian Union of Valourium	Left-wing Utopia	“LIBERTAS OMNIBUS”
3.	The Kingdom of Favonia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“FIRC”
4.	The Sato Masaki of Toishima	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“What do you want, is it necessary?”
5.	The Principality of Amoni ram	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
6.	The Republic of Orbis Ra	Moralistic Democracy	“Pride and Industry”
7.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXXVII	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
8.	The Commonwealth of Intermountain States	Capitalist Paradise	“A wise man learns to tolerate lactose.”
9.	The Isle of Pellagia	New York Times Democracy	“Iushr, Frumkeyt, Getreyshaft”
10.	The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories	Father Knows Best State	“Do no good, see no harm”