The Rudest Citizens in Order of the Southern North
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CXXVII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of BBH | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Angvarian Governorate of Vserosborodorsk | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Nacht sei mit uns” |
