The Most Rebellious Youth in Of Books and Stories
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of MineLegoEquestrian Website Servers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If the code works, it works.” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Northbatten | Father Knows Best State | “May The Battens Ally Forever” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Dominion of United Entente | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace is only possible through strength” | |
| 4. | The Kingdom of Southbatten | New York Times Democracy | “May The Battens Ally Forever” | |
| 5. | The Kingdom of Westbatten | Authoritarian Democracy | “May The Battens Ally Forever” | |
| 6. | The Kingdom of Eastbatten | Moralistic Democracy | “May The Battens Ally Forever” | |
| 7. |  The Royal Protectorate of Twilights Citadel | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Govern with Wisdom & Love...and guns” | |
| 8. | The United Aristocracy of Caplanbourgh | Democratic Socialists | “Side by side as equals, Harmony through love” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of East Maconian | Authoritarian Democracy | “Stuck Between A Dictator, A Monarch, & A General” |
