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The Fattest Citizens in North Turkestan

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, North Turkestan is ranked 666^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Supreme Communist Empire of Tsertle of Turtle	Father Knows Best State	“Government knows all.”
2.	The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Communism, Unity, Progress”
3.	The Tepe of Gobekli	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”
4.	The Demokratische Republik of Norderndeutschland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Sozialismus für das Volk!”
5.	The People's Republic of Fairness and Equality	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Omnis Potestas Proletariis et Agricolis !”