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The Highest Drug Use in Nintendo

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 21,704^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
2.	The Community of Card for Bob9	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Bob”
3.	The Republic of Bipolar Bill	Father Knows Best State	“All hail the magic conch.”
4.	The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mata ai ni kurukarane”