The Most Advanced Public Education in New Europe
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, New Europe is ranked 8,410th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Concerto Democracy of Brahmsk | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Tune into your inner music & find the key to happiness” | |
| 2. |  The Lands of Pluisch and Pluch | Democratic Socialists | “In loving Memory of Philip VIII...” | |
| 3. |  The People's Not Holy Republic of Kabardine Balkaria | Father Knows Best State | “Just wait until Daddy comes...” | |
| 4. |  The Molluscan radula of Escargothia | Democratic Socialists | “For Glory and Garlic Breath!” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Philephebia | Democratic Socialists | “Dare Love to Speak Its Name!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Nibelpfalz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We are one nation.” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Wisentia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mooove along, people!” | |
| 8. |  The Grey Iron and Holy Crown of Magyarbania | New York Times Democracy | “Iron Crowns are better than golden shackles.” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom and ethnic exclaves of Frysdan | Democratic Socialists | “Frysdân Boppe!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Pieuvre | New York Times Democracy | “Wrangle Or Suck” |
