The Safest in Nassau
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Eleutherian Nassau | New York Times Democracy | “Forward, Upward, Onward Together” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Instery | Conservative Democracy | “In another story” | |
| 3. |  The State of El Dawn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “State” | |
| 4. |  The State of Zymurgy Royal Navy | Corporate Bordello | “High seas protector” | |
| 5. |  The State of Zulfiga | Capitalist Paradise | “Dare to advance” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Nasar Liberty | Right-wing Utopia | “Do This Right or Die” | |
| 7. | The Queen's State of Roberta Hurley | Anarchy | “I'm Hiding” | |
| 8. |  The State of Canoona | Anarchy | “Find” |
