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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nassau

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Canoona	Anarchy	“Find”
2.	The District of Eleutherian Nassau	New York Times Democracy	“Forward, Upward, Onward Together”
3.	The State of El Dawn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“State”
4.	The Queen's State of Instery	Conservative Democracy	“In another story”
5.	The Queen's State of Nasar Liberty	Right-wing Utopia	“Do This Right or Die”
6.	The Queen's State of Roberta Hurley	Anarchy	“I'm Hiding”
7.	The State of Zulfiga	Capitalist Paradise	“Dare to advance”
8.	The State of Zymurgy Royal Navy	Corporate Bordello	“High seas protector”