The Rudest Citizens in mutual cooperation alliance
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of South Womble 1029 | New York Times Democracy | “From everyone, for everyone” | |
| 2. |  The United People Republic of Nylotia | Conservative Democracy | “Nylotia the home of Nilotic peoples” | |
| 3. |  The State of Sahrani Kingdom | Corporate Police State | “Queen and people” | |
| 4. |  The Free Republic of Mosalya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “𐒑𐒝𐒈𐒖𐒐𐒘𐒖 𐒂𐒔𐒗 𐒔𐒙𐒑𐒗 𐒙𐒍 𐒑𐒝𐒈𐒖𐒐𐒘𐒖𐒒𐒈” | |
| 5. |  The Multiethnic federal union of Jumanjitania | Father Knows Best State | “jumanji jungle is endless like love for the motherland” | |
| 6. |  The African State of Nagubia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Pays, travail et personnes” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Italian Sudan | Corporate Police State | “Glory to the fatherland” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Zaire-Kongo | Corporate Police State | “Justice, paix, travail” | |
| 9. |  The People's Democratic Republic of Paranh | Father Knows Best State | “الحياة الأبدية للشعب والثورة” | |
| 10. |  The Union of Stagno | Democratic Socialists | “Ex unitate vires - from unity, strength” |
