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The Fattest Citizens in Mozambique

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Luis Manny	Capitalizt	“So Far So Good”
2.	The Queen's State of Oqua	Anarchy	“From Here to There, Nowhere”
3.	The State of Port of Call	Anarchy	“Peace Justice and Liberty”
4.	The Dominion of Posadas	Anarchy	“Mission Accomplished”
5.	The State of Mozambique State	Anarchy	“Founder State”
6.	The State of Borg Warner	Civil Rights Lovefest	“A What?”
7.	The State of Boyoung	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
8.	The State of Zymurgy Genesis	Father Knows Best State	“Ever”
9.	The Rogue Nation of LSN99	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Love One Another”