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The Fattest Citizens in Mountbatten

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Mountbatten is ranked 8,010^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of British Royal Family	Corporate Police State	“God Save the King”
2.	The State of Buckingham House	Corporate Bordello	“Empire”
3.	The State of Royal Hibernia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Might Makes Right”
4.	The District of Mountbatten House	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Community”
5.	The Queen's State of James Stirling	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Capital”
6.	The District of Charge d Affaires	Conservative Democracy	“Governance”
7.	The State of Unternehmensgeheimpolizei	Corporate Police State	“We Will Endure”
8.	The State of Tai Palace	Psychotic Dictatorship	“State”