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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Monrovia

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Bloomer Sykes	Anarchy	“County”
2.	The State of Gijon	Democratic Socialists	“Control”
3.	The State of Jenufe	Anarchy	“Day Job”
4.	The State of Jorge Mario Bergoglio	New York Times Democracy	“Miserando atque Eligendo”
5.	The State of Palmas	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Remembering 1982”
6.	The State of Pharas Judas	Free-Market Paradise	“Almost Missed the Boat”
7.	The District of Saint Lucie	Corporate Bordello	“The Land, The People, The Light”
8.	The Queen's State of Tomani Bojang	New York Times Democracy	“Going farther”