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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Mogadishu

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Bilad ul Barbar	Psychotic Dictatorship	“State”
2.	The State of Willow Wisp	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Far From It”
3.	The State of Asa Abia	New York Times Democracy	“Nation, Religion, King”
4.	The District of Acalan	Conservative Democracy	“Here There and Gone”
5.	The Queen's State of Imarat	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Empire Forever”
6.	The Queen's State of Guzman	Left-Leaning College State	“Our Father's Land Before Us”
7.	The Queen's State of Loup de Cap	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
8.	The State of Zoroastrian	Corporate Police State	“Bow Knight of Conquest”