The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Mogadishu
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Loup de Cap | Corporate Bordello | “RIP” | |
| 2. |  The State of Willow Wisp | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Far From It” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Imarat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Empire Forever” | |
| 4. |  The State of Asa Abia | New York Times Democracy | “Nation, Religion, King” | |
| 5. |  The State of Bilad ul Barbar | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 6. | The District of Acalan | Conservative Democracy | “Here There and Gone” | |
| 7. | The Queen's State of Guzman | Left-Leaning College State | “Our Father's Land Before Us” | |
| 8. |  The State of Zoroastrian | Corporate Police State | “Bow Knight of Conquest” |
